My name is Dylan and I have one brain cell and it's the shape of a pheasant. Sometimes it morphs into a rabbit or squirrel. I like walking/swimming, chasing the squirrel off the bird feeder & beating, especially beating..

My master Andrew also has one brain cell (like master blah blah) and its the shape of a pint of beer and sometimes morphs into the shape of long walks in the country side, feeding the local wildlife & hunting. Sadly it sometime takes on Chelsea Football Club or allotment plot 6a which is no fun for me.

Have joined the club so we can communicate better and share our hobbies.